Beth Suzanne Sparkle is a 51-year-old who enjoys bridge, theatre and meditation. She is smart and creative, but can also be very stingy and a bit boring.
She has a degree in philosophy and economics.
Physically, Beth is in pretty good shape. She is average-height with olive skin, red hair and brown eyes.
She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Her parents separated when she was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home.
She is currently married to Albert Shelly Phillips. Albert is 7 years older than her and works as an artist.
Beth has five children with husband Albert: Casey aged 11, Elisa aged 16, Terri aged 17, Olive aged 23 and Tamsin aged 28.
Beth's best friend is called Archibald Jackson. They have a very firey friendship. She also hangs around with a called Jay Allen. They enjoy tennis together.